Saturday, November 7, 2009

not all dogs are bitches, but is a woman with a bitch...a bitch?

ok...so cookie is a nice playful dog...i walk her every morning and before i walk toward my apartment at the end of the walk, i let her off the leash because she's good, and even if there's people, (or the other dogs in the neighborhood because cookie has met them before) she's really friendly.....i digress...

someone is just moving in, she has a dog, i didn't realize until cookie got let off the leash, so she ran to go play with the dog, the owner freaks out and goes HEY hEY heY (while the dogs are like playing with each other), i'm laughing for about 3 seconds until i realize that she's an absolute bitch and i guess doesn't trust other dogs around hers and just was not comfortable;e with dogs playing.....OH THE HORROR

i can understand that it was irresponsible of me to let her off the leash, but cookie did NOT attack her, merely went to play with another dog. She starts yelling at my dog, and cookie gets scared and goes into their front door (this all occured in front of their doorstep). Then i go and get her after she yells "Get her away!" ...THEN on top of everything she says "Nice" in THE MOST SARCASTIC WAY HUMANLY POSSIBLE. I respond by saying "i'm realy sorry about that, she's really friendly though" then she just walks away with her dog...while cookie is there in shame with no one to play with, and i feel a little embarassed too.

There cookie was - head down, ears were held back, tail between her legs while we're sitting on our front stairs absorbing the events that had just ensued before our eyes ...my roommate comes out, having heard everything through the window and goes "was there a doggie fight?" I explained everything and then i said "well she was just a bitch about it" As I bring cookie inside saying "it's okay cookie...she's new, and a total bitch" - then she ran to get water.

I once again acknowledge that it was my mistake of letting her off the leash....but if another dog came at cookie and started playing with her, I would enjoy God's beautiful work of nature in its purest form - the primitive yet elegant interaction between two of man's best friends. Now these animals will be deprived of their given right to play with each other because why? Because she's a bitch that just doesn't understand that dogs need to play with each other

Funny thing about all of this, the other dog's name was Cookie. Didn't even look like any form of a cookie - too many different colors to be a cookie...maybe she can get away with it if she called her oatmeal raisin cookie...or burnt chocolate chip cookie....but NOT cookie - just means she sucks at naming dogs - friggin bitch.

Julian is done ranting. Peace

-J

3 comments:

dinboy said...

best. blog. ever.

kirsten said...

HAAHAHAHAA.
dean told me to read this, and yes it was great.

!xobile said...

i wonder if the owner's name was 'julian'. then we'd be in the twilight zone.